You Don't Say..?

If there's an award for 'Most Glaringly Inappropriate Headline In A Local Newspaper', I think this might be a contender...

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Keep it simple, stupid...

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Hopefully, 2013 will be mercifully near-death-experience-free for us all!

Whew! What A Relief!

Collapse of civilisation? Never!

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Something to watch out for in 2013...

Started The Christmas Drinks Party Early, 'Mail'?

/facepalm

Mind you, there's a lot of it going around...

Move Over, Horatio! Step Aside, Grissom!

...this is a job for CSI: Tealing (Avian Division)!

Mr Donaldson, 39, a janitor at Dundee University, said he believes the mystery bird was killed on the spot by a bigger animal.

And, clearly, he's an expert...

He said: 'I'm baffled by what this bird was. 'Some people have speculated it might have been an ostrich but it doesn't look exactly like an ostrich to me.

Janitor training at Stirling University is more intensive than I thought!

'And even if that's what it was, what was it doing running about an abandoned airfield?

'I can think of no logical explanation.

Really? Not going for the UFO link then?

'The bird has clearly been killed here, by what I don't know. It looks like it's been moved around by whatever was eating it.

'But it was still fresh, and it stank a bit.'

Ah. Right. The possibility that it's a dead pet that someone's dumped for the foxes is out of the question, then?

As yet, no one has been able to come up with an explanation for the bizarre find.

Eh..? I just did!

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'Tis the season, after all...

 

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Luckily, it's probably too late to order any of these...

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Don't have (Christmas) nightmares...

This Vicar's Grown A Pair!

The Reverend John Wiseman probably thought he was doing God's work by discussing men's health issues on his blog.

But his decision to show men how to examine their privates using a suggestive snap of a man wearing just his boxer shorts outraged parishioners at Sketty Methodist Church, Swansea.

Why? Because we should think of the chiiilllldreeeennnn!

One longstanding parishioner, who did not wish to be named said: 'We understand he’s trying to get an important message across but we don’t need to see a suggestive picture of a man touching himself.

'Children can access the blog - it is inappropriate for a church minister to put this on the internet.'

Oh, for...! At least the Rev is not uttering some grovelling apology:

However the bearded Reverend was unrepentant about the posting, saying: 'I put the picture on the internet because testicular and prostate cancer are things that men in general don’t speak about.

'They wait until it is too late, by which time the available options are grossly reduced.'

 Good for you, Rev! And here's a 'more appropriate' picture for next year:

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As we all know, like the Christmas turkey on Boxing Day, it's a dish best served cold...

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Men! Think you can impress her with your foraging skills by bringing home the shopping from Waitrose? Think again!

H/T: Angry Exile via Twitter

You Wouldn't Think He'd Have Much To Worry About, Would You?

...after all, I always thought you couldn't get blood out of those!

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Yes, sometimes real life is harder to believe than the average movie script...

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Never write off the older generation. For anything...

Attention To Detail, People!

*sigh*

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Modern-day parenting maybe isn't that bad, in comparison...

This Must Be What They Mean By 'Fusion Food'...

Who knew it was a classic Mexican dish?

Offered Without Comment...