Well, I'd Probably Need Tranquillisers If I Lived In Coulsden...

Working mother-of-three Sienna Jones tries to feed her family of five (Ed: Eh..?) from the plot.

She said: "My strawberries, onions, beetroots, shallots, garlic – they have just flattened everything. Netting is very expensive, and I may as well just go to the supermarket.

"You cannot cull them because the bullets travel too far [a danger in an urban area]. I would rather they were tranquillised and taken to another site.

"If others came back, they could do the same next year."

You know, if I lived in Coulsden and bullets started flying around, my first thoughts wouldn't be 'Oh. Must be deer culling time'...