So I Guess We'll Never Know What His Last Request Would Have Been...

A Staffordshire Bull Terrier on death row has been given a reprieve after his owner's legal team raised thousands of pounds.

Ummmm.... What?

Incredibly, it's this notorious beast:

Barrister Ali Rafati, who waived his fees, helped raise money with fellow barristers and lawyers and other friends outside the legal profession.

Dr Anne McBride, who examined Dre for the defence team, waived part of her fee and then raised money with her students at Southampton University.

Mr Rafati said the charity would have taken Dre without the donations but added the trust was "on the brink". He added: "To my knowledge this is the only charity which can help with dogs such as Dre.

"The dog will remain at the trust until such time they think he can rehomed."

People - and lawyers!! - raise money. For a savage dog.

It's victim? Oh, who cares about her?

PC Campbell spent three hours in surgery, her arm wound requiring 29 stitches after the incident.

You couldn't make it up...