When You Sneer At The Lower Orders In The 'Guardian'...

...do at least try to get your own fact straight, eh? Stewart Lee on the UKIP fostering scandal:

Was there nothing Gove's adoptive family could do to nurture his nature, just as Gregory Peck in The Omen could not change the fact that his adopted son Damien was the offspring of Satan and a goat?

It was a jackal, Mr Lee, as every fule know.