So, I Guess They Will Just Be Left With 'Harsh Language'?

Or with this:

Or this:

Or I guess about 10 of these (with body armour) could flatten the 'child':

I'm sure none of those methods are likely to cause 'potentially fatal health problems'...

...yesterday a campaigner condemned the use of Tasers on children, and called for an outright ban on firing the devices at under-18s.

And how are they supposed to tell if they are under 18..? Who could possibly come up with something so stu...

Oh. Of course.

Sophie Khan from McMillan Williams Solicitors...

No-one anyone needs to pay the slightest bit of attention to then.